Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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