D3 body, D1 cock
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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