I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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