Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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