And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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