Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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