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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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