I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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