I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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