brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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