I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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