my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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