pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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