I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize