Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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