I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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