Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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