Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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