apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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