one might say we're banned from that church
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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