How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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