yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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