All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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