I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize