So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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