How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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