Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
This toilet bowl is my home.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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