The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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