i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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