I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
