your thong is hanging out like whoa
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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