Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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