Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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