I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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