Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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