Me too!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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