i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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