ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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