I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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