When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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