woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I party with great urgency now.
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