the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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