you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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