she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
