They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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