Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ugly people sure do ruin things
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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