So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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