You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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