I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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