the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
