"it" just moved
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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