i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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