But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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