Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
