I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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