using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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