I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Pants are for mortals
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
